Telluride Marshal’s Department

Nov. 10
STOLEN: A titanium road bike worth $9,500, from the back of a car.

Nov. 11
STOLEN: Climbing gear, a digital camera and a bouldering pad, from a truck.

Nov. 14
STOLEN: Cruiser, from a fenced yard.
STOLEN: Fly fishing rods, from the back of a truck.
STOLEN — PSYCHE!: Picking her son up from hockey, she set her blackberry down on a bench and when she left it for a minute it was absconded with. Or, turned out, another mother turned out to have grabbed the phone by mistake.

San Miguel Sheriff’s Office

Nov. 12
SEA MEANT MICK’S HER: A cement mixer screamed down CR 63L, where the speed limit was only 10 mph.
MISTAKEN IDENTITY: Wrong bloke nabbed on someone else’s warrant. He was quick-like manumissed.

Nov. 14
WHERE’S THE REMOTE?: An actual old-school Polaroid TV got tooked from a house.
IN DISAPPOINTMENT VALLEY: An older rancher who had been run over and stomped by a cow was stabilized and then airlifted to Durango for further treatment.

Nov. 18
DUI: A man was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol.

Mountain Village Police Department

Nov. 12
SUV: Parked in a handicapped spot.

Nov. 13
TAIL LIGHT: Out.

Nov. 18
VEHICLES: Impounded.
STOP SIGN: Runned.
SPEEDING: 44 in a 20.

Editor’s note: Cop Shop is compiled from police reports provided to the Daily Planet by the hard-working men and women at the local law enforcement agencies. The reports were edited, and some were re-written in a (not very) humorous manner by Planet reporter Reilly Capps. For space reasons, not every incident that appears in the police reports appears in Cop Shop. Capps can be reached at 728-9788 x 11 or reilly@telluridenews.com.